The City of Los Angeles has a 100-person department dedicated solely to dealing with the remains of people who die alone. Investigators who dig through over-stuffed dressers, side tables full of prescription bottles, stacks of junk mail ... all to try to find someone who might care that you are no longer ... well, home alone.
Which brings me to: Marketing Yourself for Marriage.
First the self help books. You too can find a man.
Then interview shows got in the game. Most recently, it was Stacy London making-over a guest's online dating profile. Why did you show yourself riding a horse? Do you really want to just share laughs or do you want to find a husband?
But, dammit, this month's issue of Chief Marketer may take it a step too far ... Chain Letters for Lovers.
Clients of “Find a Husband After 35 Using What I Learned at Harvard Business School" author Rachel Greenwald send pitch letters to friends and family asking them to refer a 'blind date.'
In the example shared, a 50 year-old woman sent out 100 cards around Arbor Day, a holiday not traditionally associated with greeting cards. Each letter offered to plant a tree in Israel in the name of anyone who sent her a potential blind date.
Why is Chief Marketer covering this? The woman in question garnered a 12% response rate - there's never been a direct mail metric that enviable!
If fellow feminists are already choking on this, um, advice, I leave you with this last blow: Greenwald advocates that women set aside 10% of their annual salaries to market themselves to potential husbands.
Not to get out of character here, but: holy crap.
Holy crap indeed. What Chief Marketer fails to take into account is that Greenwald's client didn't rent a direct mail list - she used her own personal contacts. That's a bit different from standard direct mail, where you receive an unsolicited valueless offer. She appealed to friends & family, offering them something of meaning in return - of COURSE she'd get a 12% response rate.
Imagine the response rate if the woman used social networking...
Posted by: Scott Monty | January 07, 2008 at 09:50 PM