If you live in the particular neighborhood I live in, you have to know how to get to one place from anywhere. Schmidt's Restaurant and Sausage Haus. It's a campy tourist trap at the end of a romantic little block in the center of a neighborhood of impossible-to-navigate brick streets, cobbled alleys and one-way deadends.
Importantly, it's the one place that everyone who doesn't live here wants to get to. Walk around this neighborhood for an afternoon and it's virtually guaranteed that someone will pull up slowly behind you and call out - excuse me, do you know how to get to Schmidts. Happily, I live here and - although I'd never actually go myself - I absolutely do know how to get there.
If you live enough of your life online, people start to think you're a native here, too. Able to speak the language and give direction across the whole motley landscape of the place.
So, here it is. A series of answers to the questions I'm always asked. A few Internet sausage links just for you.